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Eminem - My Name Is

Album: The Slim Shady LP
Recording Year: 1999


[ Chorus ] x2

Hi! my name is (what? )
my name is (who? )
My name is Slim Shady
Hi! my name is (huh? )
my name is (what? )
My name is Slim Shady

[ Intro ]

Ahem excuse me, can I have the attention
Of the class for one second?

[ Verse 1 ]

Hi kids do you like violence?
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try Ďcid and get fucked up worse that my life is?
My brainís dead weight, Iím tryin to get my head straight
But I canít figure out which spice girl I want to impregnate
And Dr Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead
Uh-uhhh so whyís your face red? man you wasted
Well since age twelve, Iíve felt like Iím someone else
Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Leeís tits off
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like kris kross
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
Come here slut, shady wait a minute, thatís my girl dog
I donít give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off

[ Chorus ]

[ Verse 2 ]

My english teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
The only problem was my english teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup
Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
Rapin lesbians while they screamin letís just be friends
Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
I told her Iíd grow up to be a famous rapper
Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her
You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
And try to touch your hands like some screamin usher fans
This guy at white castle asked for my autograph
dude, can I get your autograph
So I signed it Ďdear dave, thanks for the support assholeí

[ Chorus ]

[ Verse 3 ]

Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away
Dr Dre donít just stand there, operate
Iím not ready to leave, itís too scary to die
Iíll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin or going? I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
All my life I was very deprived
I ainít had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
Clothes ripped like the incredible hulk
I spit when I talk, Iíll fuck anything that walks
When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
How you gonna breast feed me mom? you ainít got no tits
I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
Iím steamin mad and by the way when you see my dad?
Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had

[ Chorus ]

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