Lyrics
Eminem - The Kiss (skit)

[Eminem]
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
Cause I'm gonna kill this bitch

[Gary]
Yo man

[Eminem]
What

[Gary]
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feeling about this

[Eminem]
Man would you shut the fuck up dave you always gotta bad feeling man
Thats her car right there

[Gary]
Aight let me park

[Eminem]
Just park

[Gary]
Im parking!

[Eminem]
Turn the car off dog

[Gary]
Aight

[Eminem]
Aight we wait

[Gary]
We wait for what

[Eminem]
We wait til' she comes out and then im gonna fucking kill her

[Gary]
Man you ain't gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for

[Eminem]
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fucking clip is empty

[Gary]
Man dont point that shit at me

[Eminem]
It's not even loaded bitch, look
(laughing)

[Gary]
Dude, god I fucking hate it when you do that shit

[Eminem]
Yea but its funny as fuck

[Gary]
Your fucking around is gonna kill me one of these days, I swear

[Eminem]
Gets you everytime
Is that her?

[Gary]
Where?

[Eminem]
Right there motherfucker

[Gary]
Oohh yeah

[Eminem]
Aight get down get down

[Gary]
Here we go again

[Eminem]
Get Down!

[Gary]
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?

[Eminem]
Yo, who she walking with

[Gary]
How the fuck am I suppose to know, you told me to duck down

[Eminem]
Its the fucking bouncer
Did she just kiss him

[Gary]
I dont think so

[Eminem]
Dog she just fucking kissed him

[Gary]
No she didn't

[Eminem]
Shes kissing him

[Gary]
No she's not

[Eminem]
(Gets out car)

[Gary]
Ohh shit

[Eminem]
Come on
MOTHERFUCKER!
(Screaming and Running)