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Eminem Feat. Hailie Jade - My Dad's Gone Crazy

Album: The Eminem Show
Produced By: Eminem
Recording Year: 2002


[ Intro ]

Hello boys and girls!
Today weíre gonna talk about father and daughter relationships
Do you have a daddy? Iíll bet you do!
Whoís your daddy?

Hailie: Daddy what are you doing?
Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody, listen up!
Eminem: Iím goin to hell! Whoís comin with me?!
Hailie: Somebody please help him!
I think my dadís gone cray-zayy

[ Verse 1 ]

Thereís no mountain I canít climb, thereís no tower too high
No plane that I canít learn how to fly
What do I gotta do to get through to you
to show you there ainít nothin I canít take this chainsaw to?
Fuckin brains, brawn and brass balls
I cut Ďem off, and got íem pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses
with Elton Johnís name, on my drag wall
Iím out the closet, Iíve been lyin my ass off
All this time me and Dre been fuckin with hats off
(Suck it Marshall!) So tell Laura and her husband to back off
Ďfore I push this motherfuckin button and blast off
and launch one at these Russians and thatís all {*boom*}
Blow every fuckin thing except Afghanistan on the map off
When will it stop? When will I knock the crap off?
Hailie, tell Ďem baby Ė (My dadís lost it!)

[ Chorus ] [ Eminem and Hailie ]

Thereís really nothin else to say, I-I canít explain it
{I think my dadís gone cray-zayy}
A little help from Hailie Jade, wonít you tell Ďem baby
{I think my dadís gone cray-zayy}
Thereís nothin you could do or say, that could ever change me
{I think my dadís gone cray-zayy}
Thereís no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie
{I think my dadís gone cray-zayy}

[ Verse 2 ]

Itís like my mother always told me
Rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine
and God dammit you little motherfucker
If you ainít got nuthin nice to say then donít say nuthin
Ö uh, fuck that shit bitch!
Eat a motherfuckin dick, chew on a prick
and lick a million motherfuckin cocks per second
Iíd rather put out a motherfuckin gospel record
Iíd rather be a pussy-whipped bitch, eat pussy
and have pussy lips glued to my face with a clit ring
in my nose than quit bringin my flows
Quit givin me my ammo; canít you see why Iím so mean?
If yíall leave me alone this wouldnít be my M.O.
I wouldnít have to go eenee-meene-mini-moe
Catch a homo by his toe, man I donít know no more
Am I the only fuckin one whoís normal any more? {Dad!}

[ Chorus ]

[ Verse 3 ]

My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
at the same time, can make you dry your eyes
with the same rhyme; see what youíre seein is a genius at work
Which to me isnít work
So itís easy to misinterpret it at first
cause when I speak, itís tongue-in-cheek
Iíd yank my fuckin teeth
Before Iíd ever bite my tongue, Iíd slice my gums
Get struck by fuckin lightnin twice at once
and die and come back as Vanilla Iceís son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
and kicked and hit with shit everytime I sung
like R. Kelly as soon as ďBump and GrindĒ comes on
More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl
inside of a plane, aimed at the World Trade
Standin on Ronnieís grave, screamin at the sky
Ďtil clouds gather itís Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade
And thatís pretty much the gist of it
The parents are pissed but the kids love it
9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers
I donít blame you, I wouldnít let Hailie listen to me neither

[ Chorus ]

Ha ha ha ha!!
Youíre funny daddy!

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