Maxine!! (Phone Rings)
Denaun: Can I speak to Maxine?
Maxine: Yeah this is me whatís up?
Denaun: What up?
Maxine: Who dis?
Maxine: Yeah whatís up?
Denaun: What are you doing?
Maxine: Nothing, just laying in bed
Maxine: Nothing, just laying in bed
Maxine: I donít know, thinking about something freaky to do
[ Verse 1 ] [ Eminem ]
I know this crack fiend Maxine who needs a vaccine
She tests positive but tells you that her actís clean
Plus she got a sugar daddy
Asking every hooker that he takes in to crook her badly
If you mistook her sadly, on her reputation
Youíre in jepordation, if you ainít got no preparation
When you step away son, she got her face done
Looking provocative, sheíll let you knock it if
You press the issue and get undressed to kiss you
If you match the price, otherwise she wonít look at you twice
But when you catch the lice, or get the urgency
To go to the emergency cause it burns to pee
Donít bring your germs to me, cause I ainít trying to hear it
While your fighting you fucking disease trying to clear it (Maxine!!)
[ Verse 2 ] [ Kon Artis ]
Sometimes I wonder, whatís your purpose? In life that is
To get with every brother and unveil one of his kids, shit
You living trife, got three kids at home and club hopping every night
You say itís gonna stop but it.. just.. slows.. down
And then speeds back to a regular pace, there is no end to this
Mystery, whatever your reason even is to be
You say you wanna be with me, but how can you say that
When you got niggas hiding in your closet
I refrain from getting angry but you keep on that strangely
[ Verse 3 ] [ Eye-Kyu ]
I met this girl last week, she was a freak, and she liked me
So I stepped on it and then asked my homies
And chilled on the side and then watched they niggas
Big game over there and take notes, while I get this number
I stepped to her first I cleared my throat and said ďHey Bitch..
Havenít I seen you before?Ē, looked at my nigga
Turned around and got slapped throughout my hands
And said ďOh itís like that?Ē
She said she just broke up with her nigga and shit
She started crying, and asked me to forgive her and shit
She said her name was Maxine, so I told her I wanted her number
She asked could I give her mine two
Got to the crib and called her up
We got into a good conversation thatís when she asked me could I fuck
I said ďMaxine check this out,
Give me your address Iíll be through and youíll find outĒ
Got to the crib she let me in
She didnít waste time she grabbed my hand and proceeded to the bedroom
I said ďHold up, and stop proceeding, you rushing thingsĒ
What the fuck are you doing?
So I went for my protection, took off my clothes and started flexing
As she went for my midsection
I threw her down as I tore off her shirt
Pulled out my jimmy and I thought about putting in work
Before I hit it she said
ďKyu donít get mad but thereís something that I gotta tell your assĒ
I said ďWhat is it, another nigga? Itís okĒ
She said ďNo I forgot to tell you, that I got AIDSĒ
I got up out
[ Outro ]
Denaun: Hey, Maxine
Denaun: You thinking about sucking my dick?
Maxine: Yeah for a small price
Denaun: For a small price? What you mean?
Maxine: You know, money nigga
Denaun: You donít need no damn money,
I canít give you no money anyways, I heard you got some shit.
Maxine: (laughing) What you, what you hear I got?
Maxine: (laughing) Who told you that bullshit?
Denaun: My nigga Kyu, he wouldnít lie
Maxine: Well if thatís the case, Kyu got it then
Denaun: Oh for real, itís like that?
Maxine: (laughing) Well I ainít got shit,
so he ainít got shit, and if he do, he ainít get that shit from me,
I ainít fucking around with no 3rd nigga
Denaun: Fuck that, I ainít fucking with you
Maxine: No, see..
Denaun: You got that shit, I ainít gotta fuck with you
Maxine: Hold on, why it ainít even like that
Denaun: I want yaíll to get paid, fucking..
Maxine: (laughing as the phone hangs up)