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Eminem - Rain Man

Album: Encore
Recording Year: 2004


[ Intro ]

Dre (Em)
(Definately, definately, definately, definately definately K-mart)
Yeah, yeah

[ Eminem ]

You find me offensive? I find you offensive
For finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw a line on any fences
If so to what extense if
Any, should I go? ĎCause itís getting expensive
Being on the other side of the courtroom on the defensive
They say that I cause extensive
Pshycological nerve damage to the brain when I go to lenghts this,
Far at other peopleís expenses
I say your all just too god damn sensitive
Itís censorship
And itís down right blasphomous
Listen to shit now cause I wonít stand for this
And Chirs-stiff-pher Reeves wonít sit for this neither
And letís clear this up too I ainít got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I, had one of those 25 cent stickers on my reófridgerator
Right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like itís my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him up in between him and Lex Luther
I killed Superman, I killed Superó-man
And how ironic, that Iíd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

[ Chorus ]

Cause I ainít got no legs!
Or no brain, nice to meet you
Hi, my name isÖ
I forgot my name!
My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil my new name isÖ.
Rain Man

[ Verse 2 ]

Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, itís intercourse
And itís bi-sexual sex
Which isnít as bad, as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during or after peforming the act of that which
Is normally referred to have such, more commonly known phrases
That are more used by todayís kids
In a more derogatory way but
Whoís to say, whatís fair to say, and what not to say?
Letís ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, ut! I ainít done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown manís ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didnít mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I donít mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Til then iíll just walk around with a manly strut becauseÖ

[ Chorus ]

[ Verse 3 ]

You find me offensive, I find you offensive
Shit, this is the same verse I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenceses
My spider senses telling me Spiderman is nearby
And my plan is to get him next
And open up a whip ass canister
God damn it Dre where is the god damn beat? (Yeah)
Anyway, anyway I donít know how else to put it
This is the only thing that Iím good at
I am the bad guy, Kryptonite: The Green Chronic
Demonic, yep yep, donít worry Iím on it
I got it, high five Nick Lachey
Stuck a pen in Jessicaís head and walked away
And she blew around the room like a balloon-a
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna
Out the trash can and screw my
Head is straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut butter, jelly, chicken, tuna sandwhich
And I donít gotta make no god damn sense
I just did a whole song and I didnít say shit

[ Chorus ]

Cause I Ö
Yo, Rain Man
Definately, definately Dr. Dre super dope beat maker two thousand and
Two thousand four hundred and eighty seven million
Nine hundred and n seventy three thousand four hundred and sixty three
And seventy (Yeah)

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