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Eminem - Big Weenie

Album: Encore
Produced By: Dr Dre
Recording Year: 2004

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[ Intro ]

(Talking)
I donít understand..
Why are you bein so mean!?
Youíre a MEAN, MEAN MAN!

[ Chorus ]

Youíre just jealous of me
Cause you, you just canít do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youíre a meany, a meany
But itís only cause youíre really jealous of me
Cause Iím what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause itís too easy to see
Youíre really just a big weenie, big weenie

[ Verse 1 ]

Alright listen, I need you to focus
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important
We are going to perform an experiment of a sort
Iím going to have to ask you to bare with me for a moment
Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes Ė close emí
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis
For the next 4 and a half minutes
We are going to explore into your mind
To find out why youíre so fuckin jealous
Now why do they make you who
Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo
Syke, Iím kidding I just wanted to see if youíre still listening
Ok now I need your un-divided attention
Sir I have a question
Why do I always sense this,
Undeniable tension from the moment I enter into the room?
It gets all quiet and whispers
Whenever thereís conversations why am I always mentioned?
I been dying to ask, itís been itching at me
Is it just becauseÖ

[ Chorus ]

Youíre just jealous of me
Cause you, you just canít do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youíre a meany, a meany
But itís only cause youíre really jealous of me
Cause Iím what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause itís too easy to see
Youíre really just a big weenie, big weenie

[ Verse 2 ]

Alright now I, I just flubbed(?) a line
I was going to say something extremly important
But I forgot who or what it was
I fucked up,
Syke, Iím kidding again you idiot, no I didinít
Thatís just what you wanted to hear from me
Is that I FUCKED up ainít it?
That I could bust one take
Without lookin at no paper
It doesnít take a bunch of takes
Or me to stand here in this booth all day
For me to say the truth ok
Youíre drooling, you have tooth decay
Youíre mouth is open,
Youíre disgusting
What the fuck you eat for lunch,
A bunch of sweets or somethin
What you munch a bunch of crunch-a-munch?
Youíre tooth is rottin through the gum
Your breath stinks,
Want to chew some gum?
Yes I do sir what am I on?
You sir are on ??
Marshall Iím so jealous of you
Please say you wonít tell nobody
Iíd be so embarassed
Iím just absolutely terrified
That someoneís gonna find out
Why Iím saying all these terrible, evil, and awful
Mean things, is my own insecurities!

[ Chorus ]

Youíre just jealous of me
Cause you, you just canít do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youíre a meany, a meany
But itís only cause youíre just really jealous of me
Cause Iím what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause itís too easy to see
Youíre really just a big weenie, big weenie

[ Verse 3 ]

Alright now we, weíre going to conduct
That experiment that we were talking about earlier
Just to see what a frog looks like
When he takes 2 hits of exctasy
Cause thatís exactly what your eyes look like
Wanna check to see? Hereís a mirror
Notice the resemblance here?
Wait let me put these sun glasses on
Now look in this mirror, how boutí now
What do you have in common?
Youíre both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on emí
You look like I sound like, singing about weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is between me and you
I know youíre not happy,
I know youíd much rather see my lying
In the corner of a room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball, tweaked out of my mind dying
Thereís no denying
That my weenie is much bigger than yours is
Mine is like stickin a banana in between 2 oranges
Why are you even doin this to yourself?
Itís pointless,
Why do we have to keep on going through this?
This is torturous
My point is this, that if you say mean things,
Youíre weenie will shrink
Now I forgot what the chorus is..

[ Chorus ]

Youíre just jealous of me
Cause you, you just canít do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about me
Cause youíre a meany, a meany
But itís only cause youíre just really jealous of me
Cause Iím what you wanna be
So you just look like a idiot
When you say these mean things
Cause itís too easy to see
Youíre really just a big weenie, big weenie

Fuck off my dick


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