Hello (Hello) Allow me to introduce myself (myself) My name is Shady It's so nice to meet you (so nice to meet you) It's been a long time (long time) I'm sorry I've been away so long (so long) My name is Shady I never meant to leave you (never meant to leave you) Yeah

You see that chick in the gym, checking me out? Any second I'm 'bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wreckin' the house That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now? There's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man, I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth Down the hatch, and the feeling you can't match it I rat-tat-tap on your door with a damn ratchet Attack-tack-tacking a whore with a damn hatchet A knapsack packed with like forty-some Xanaxes Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances I'm 'bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniel's Formula 44D and 40's with bad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back at ya

Girl, I don't mean any harm All I wanted to do is just say hello And are you menstruating, baby? My little friend's waiting to say hello The way your titties are wigglin' And your booty's shakin' like jello Girl, I don't mean any harm All I wanted to do is just say hello, yeah

My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man, people give me 'em It just becomes everyday, extra-curriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun A fifth of rum and two bottles of 151 Fifty-one people asleep in my damn living room Excuse me, hun, but what is your name, Vivian? I woke up next to you naked, and uh, did we, um? Of course we did, but didn't I strap Jimmy, hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run Like Speedy Gon-zales to see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of 3's, I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum

Girl, I don't mean any harm All I wanted to do is just say hello And do you happen to have anything on you To make my mood mellow? Some are oval and some are pink Some are blue and some are just yellow Girl, I don't mean any harm All I wanted to do is just say hello

Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurting me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good Word-word, chk-word-word, chk-word, chk-chk-word I second that and I third, rushed to emergency surgery To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased He's no longer getting them free, hundred bucks for these Percodans Plus it's getting to be where he lustfully search the den Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin' him Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of Paxils Now he's doubling backwards and he's stumbling back Slipped and fell, hit his back, boom, heard something go crack Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap Almost ended it that soon because of the fact I'm just busting my own chops while I'm busting a rap Resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it, I'm back

Girl, I don't mean any harm All I wanted to do is just say hello And do you happen to have anything on you To make my mood mellow? Some are oval and some are pink Some are blue and some are just yellow Girl, I don't mean any harm All I wanted to do is just say hello

And so I'm saying, hello (hello) Allow me to introduce myself (myself) My name is Shady It's so nice to meet you (so nice to meet you) It's been a long time (long time) I'm sorry I've been away so long (so long) My name is Shady I never meant to leave you (never meant to leave you) Yeah, it's like starting over Clean slate, hah