Get up this morning, I'm feeling sleepy as all hell Went to use the bathroom when I tripped and I fell All the way downstairs and onto the couch And I pissed my pants on the way down South So I went back upstairs to change my underwear Took a while to get 'em unstuck from my pubic hair Finally got unzipped I went to put 'em down the street But then I threw 'em in the garbage cause it all said "pew" Hopped in the shower put shampoo in my hair Went to rinse it out but then the water wasn't there That damn toilet it must'a went foul Got another bath to wipe the stuff up with the towel Went to get my clothes but I couldn't wear the wash So I sat and played some Mario on my Nintendo I was gonna see my girl but I forget that stuff Man today I just feel like a pooh butt...

Sometimes things just never go my way You know I-I just feel like a pooh butt today Sometimes things just never go my way You know I-I just feel like a pooh butt today

Now every single day I make habits to get up But today I just feel like a pooh butt So ill stay in bed I dont know whats wrong with me I'm just taking everything nonchalantly I just feel like I can't move one muscle My girlfriend calls me up and tells me now we gotta hustle My plane leaves to roll about quarter to 8 It's 7:15 looks like I'm gonna be late Aw, forget that baby said I just can't make it I know you're disappointed but your gonna have to take it I'm sick in bed I'm making [air-fair footer?] But before I hung up the phone she told me where I could put it Comes next day I got a call from M&M he said (We gotta make a record get ya butt outta bed) I said "I ain't doin nothing I wish you nothing but luck," he said (What's up?) I said I feel like a pooh but...

Sometimes things just never go my way You know I-I just feel like a pooh butt today

Yo, you ever have one of those poohie stinky ridiculous rotten days, M&M? Man I had one once, check this out:

Woke up, 6:30 in the morning, yawning Gotta get to the recording studio I gotta get a take done Put all my rhymes together so I can make one Get outta bed, fall on my head Slipped on the rug, I thought I was dead Cussin', I think my head is busted but it's really nothing Only a concussion, shake it off, get off the ground Look around couldn't find my rhyme sheets; Where'd I put em down? They were just there last night on the chair Had to look everywhere but couldn't find em anywhere Go to the basement might of misplaced em Gotta find em in hurry but my visions still blurry Goin' down the stairs what could happen next But, when its this early you can't skip steps; Fallin head first -- As I fall, I curse Things are lookin' bad, I'mma only get worse; Aching I shake and I hurt I stand up slowly Wiped all the dirt off memory lapse I can't remember nothing, think I'll collapse If you forget the whole thing pause for a second What was I looking for? Oh yeah, my rhyme sheets; they might be on the floor Or on the chair Wait a minute where am I? I'm in a basement Damn, how does time fly? Think for a second, recall my memory If I was a rhyme sheet where would I be?? Now I remember I put em in the closet next to my jacket So I would'a never lost em Already 7? I've only got an hour to eat breakfast Get dressed, plus take a shower got undressed Got the zest off the rack Turn the water on and I almost had a heart attack; Cold as hell, started to yell jumped out the shower And said fuck it, I'll smell Grabbed the towel off the rack, dried off got dressed Still had to eat but my hair was a mess I was in a rush, grabbed the brush And ran into the door on the floor I land Always to fate now; I know I'm cursed I think it might help if I open the door first Tried to turn the handle but I sprained my wrist But that's what happens on a day like this...

Sometimes things just never go my way You know I just feel like a pooh butt today

Wow, that sounds pretty poohie to me Now, I'm gonna break it down for all the peoplewho don't know what a pooh butt day is

Now, a pooh butt day is something everybody's had No particular depression neither mad or sad You couldn't see your butt because your butt is what it is Cause when your feeling like a pooh butt Then you're feeling like shit They come up at a certain time, they don't have a season But most of the time you feel like one for no particular reason They get a careless attitude the yucky sensations Some people won't accept love in a pooh-y situation Sittin' on the toilet for an hour or so Marks on the butt from the seat or the bowl Grab a toilet paper and the seat and just wipe When I realize I may have sat the in the seat too tight So I shrug and shake from a stuck position But removing myself was an impossible mission Screaming to get out I couldn't take it any more When my mother arrived and knocked upon the door We pulled and pulled and I was removed from the seat I couldn't sit down for a whole damn week! Never again will I get caught in that rut So I can stay fresh instead of feeling like a pooh but

Sometimes things just never go my way You know I-I just feel like a pooh butt today Sometimes things just never go my way You know I-I just feel like a pooh butt today

Well the very next day, [Unintelligible] Felt the pooh butt sick but am I defeated I survived So I went downstairs and managed not to fall Since I was feeling better I can manage the car Well, [?] said "Oh," says "Ey s-wzup whut up, you gotta go?" "I'm feeling pretty good, what about if I come over? We can practice for a while [know the piece are you sober?]" He said: "I gotta no, nope, I'm not going Wanna know the reason [?] Because I got the money I got something to do but uhh If you could smell the way I'm seeying you'd be saying 'pew!'" I thought for a second and I said, "I don't get it" Manic said, "[?] holes in the sweater I don't feel like doin' nothing but I [?] Don't be comin' over feelin' 'cause i'm feeling like pooh!" Pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh Pooh, pooh, pooh, pooh

Sometimes things just never go my way You know I-I just feel like a pooh butt today Sometimes things just never go my way You know I-I just feel like a pooh butt today Sometimes things just never go my way You know I just feel like a pooh butt today Sometimes things just never go my way You know I just feel like a pooh butt today Sometimes things just never go my way I just feel like a pooh butt today! Sometimes things just never go my way You know I just feel like a pooh butt today!

Pooh butt! I feel like a pooh butt! Sometimes I feel like a pooh butt! When you just can't get up When you feel like you want to stay in bed all day That's an example of a pooh but day Ooooooh, pooh butt, oh! My example of a pooh butt day Is when you have a foot falls asleep, for the whole day But you've got a track run at one o'clock! You know what pisses me off, is when we get all the parts down except James gets a lag on his throat and he fucks up, and you know what else pisses me off is, whatever's pissing me off in that particular moment, that's what's usually pissing me off I'm gonna end this song by saying, uh Pooh buuutt!