Yeah, haha, you feel that, baby? Yeah, I feel it too, damn (I'm so bad, I'm so good that I’m so bad) You know, I'm so glad we could spend this time together (I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had) You see, I'm not as crazy as you thought I was, am I? ('Cause you ain't never met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again)

I’m the American Dream I’m the definition of white trash ballin’ I’m right back on 'em with a err-chick-err, chicka-chick I can't call it, same shit, different toilet Oh, you got a nice ass, darling Can't wait to get you into my Benz, take you for a spin What you mean we ain't fuckin'? You take me for a friend? Let me tell you the whole story of Shady’s origin You'll be sorry if you slam my Mercedes door again Now, it all started with my father I must've got my pimpin' genes from him The way he left my momma I'm a rolling stone, just like him, word to Johnny Drama Keep my entourage with me, baby, I'll make a promise There ain't nobody as bomb as Me, I'm as calm as the breeze I'm the bee's knees, his legs, and his arms I'm a superstar, girl, I'm ready for you, mama Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas?

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I’m so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again I'm so bad, I'm so good that I’m so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

I'm equivalent to a shot of Cuervo First I'll kiss your navel, work my way down Baby, you can lay down on the table But you may wanna find somethin' more stable I told you I ain't foolin' from the gate This ain't the first day of April But thank you for stayin', April I'ma make you learn to appreciate me, differentiate me From these phony, little fishy and sissy fake Gs Skip over the "huggy bear," and all the "kissy face," please Initiate phase three, missy, now service me Take another shot of Jäger, shakin' so nervously Take your time, baby, oh, you’re the bomb, baby Oh, you’re doing that even better than your mom, lady I told you why I’m Shady, you didn't listen now, did ya? Relax, woman, you know that I’m only kiddin' with ya Got a twisted sense of humor, it's warped, but I didn't hit ya I think you’re finally startin' to get the picture, I’m just...

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul Call me dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul I can hold you in the morning But in the evening I gotta go 'Cause I'm on to the next girl And the next girl I kind of like, oh

I got you caught up in the rapture, make you recapture The feelings you had for your last boyfriend before he slapped ya You never wanted someone so bad, you're Sweatin', but if I’m what you wanted Why’d you panic when I grabbed ya? Girl, don't be so frantic, I’m just a hopeless romantic Don't try to fight the feeling of somethin' that's so organic You can’t ignore it, so don't, just stand before it Just drop them panties to the floor, let’s get to camcordin' Damn, shawty, I told you this was bound to happen Soon as you wrote your number on the napkin I was bound to work a number on your back And throw your spine out of alignment My love has got you so blind that You couldn't pick Amy Winehouse out of a line-up So stop at the store, pick a pint up Let's get the pineapple Schnapps going, no one will knock 'Cause I'ma hang a sign up saying "Don't Disturb" Shawty, I'm so superb I say the right things, don't I spit the dopest words?

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul Dynamite, dynamite, dynamite, soul I can hold you in the morning But in the evening I gotta go 'Cause I am on to the next girl And the next girl I kind of like, oh

I'm so bad, I'm so good that I'm so bad I guarantee I'll be the greatest thing you ever had 'Cause you ain't never met nobody like me And you ain't gonna wanna fuck nobody else again

Dr. Dre 2010 Lightyears ahead of you