I hit harder than Foreman, landin' both gloves to a low blow, with no cup Leave you speechless like when Arrested Development broke up Carry a crowbar for egos that won't budge Crack skulls through helmets with the penetration of a screw nailed in Return like I was sendin' self addressed postage Throw bricks the size of the Stonehenge Before battles we pour blood and toast, death to wicked infants Found on the sorceress' doorsteps, slaughter lamb and boar's head Every MC's cause of boredness and mind bondage Bronchitis, lung failure, language unfamiliar Art through a flooded air brush, rogue leaf craft Sentences joined with words holdin' hands, it's a tight squeeze From where your head will be landin' In exact time flight leaves

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Whose arm is this? I must have cut it off at the pharmacist That refused to renew my seventh prescription of Darvocets (Sorry!) I'm the old man who lives upstairs and starves his pets That never leaves his house 'cause he thinks his car's possessed I hate my life that's why I degrade my wife Grabbed a paper plate to make a sandwich and just ate the knife My mother's screamin', "Please, heal him, take him straight to Christ!" Meet you in the street and slap you just to break the ice (What up? I'm Eminem) Made a bomb threat with a fake device Strip you naked twice, pistol-whip you and force you to take advice And if you catch me bobbin' my head to some bullshit you was spittin' I was probably just tryin' to shake the lice Bugs fallin' out of my head, I'm wishin' I was dead While I'm crawlin' out of my bed, piss and vomit red And my rash is returnin', I feel the sensation of burnin' Occurrin', usually during pain for release of my urine Screamin' at my shadow, "Please, quit followin' me!" These pills keep screamin', "Please, quit swallowin' me!" The devil keeps screamin', "Please, get down on one knee!" I took the drugs before the cops ever found them on me

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